Predicciones del Imperio Disney: En 2030 compra a Apple. En 2050 compra a los EU (cronología)

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La publicó un anónimo que denota saber bastante sobre el tema y prospectiva de los oligopolios de comunicación, del fenómeno del Gran 6, del GAFAT, etc.

Muy realistas predicciones conforme a lo que ha sido la historia de compras y fusiones del Walt Disney controlado por…

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Fecha: 18 febrero 2020

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  1. – 2006: Disney buys Pixar
  2. – 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks
  3. – 2009: Disney buys Marvel
  4. – 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
  5. – 2015: Disney buys National Geographic
  6. – 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
  7. – 2018: Disney buys Hulu
  8. – 2019: Disney releases Disney Plus
  9. – 2020: Disney buys iJustine
  10. – 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
  11. – 2025: Disney buys Dreamworks
  12. – 2026: Disney buys Sony. Playstation rebranded as Disney Infinity. Playstation Network rebranded as Disney Universe.
  13. – 2028: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros says no.
  14. – 2028: Disney, tries to buy WB through shell corporations. WB finds out and gets hostile.
  15. – 2030: Buys Apple. Apple Watch rebranded as the Mickey Watch.
  16. – 2031: The Church of Baby Yoda is the fastest growing religion in the world.
  17. – 2031: Disney acquires a private military, starts corporate espionage on a large scale.
  18. – 2032: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros. Few die because of the electronic surveillance provided by the «Apple» products most employees of WB use.
  19. – 2033: Disney buys DC comics. Mickey Mouse is now more powerful than Superman.
  20. – 2034: Disney owns the majority of the copyrighted material. Buys off US, EU, and other major powers to honor unlimited copyright for corporate ownership.
  21. – 2035: Disney buys Microsoft. Disney Universe is now expanded further. Master Chief is now a Disney Princess.
  22. – 2038: In the midst of negotiations, for takeover, Google launches escape craft. Departs solar system. Destination unknown.
  23. – 2040: Counter Disney efforts take place. The War on the Black Market starts.
  24. – 2041: Disney claims that Black Market efforts are headed up by small studios. Starts forced corporate takeovers.
  25. – 2042: «Terrorist» attacks on Disney starts.
  26. – 2045: Nuclear explosion destroys Orlando Florida. Black Market Terrorists blamed.
  27. – 2046: Hollywood turns into a war zone. All releases for the next 10 years are CGI due to die off of actors. Disney «Farms» start to raise next generation of actors.
  28. – 2050: Disney buys the United States of America
  29. – 2051: The Disney States of America is born.
  30. – 2052: Disney nukes Hollywood
  31. – 2055: Disney States of America annex’s Canada. South Park, an underground resistance to the DSN, releases an episode on the black market deriding the move. It’s #1 most viewed South Park Episode of all time.
  32. – 2056: Creators of South Park are declared Terrorists. Manhunt starts.
  33. – 2057: Mexico resists annexation due to the cartels banding together.
  34. – 2058 – 60: War in Mexico results in eventual annexation. South America becomes hot bed of resistance.
  35. 2061: EU integrates into the DSA. Disney State of the World is born.
  36. – 2062: The UK joins DSW. BBC is acquired. Doctor Who is now a Disney Princess.
  37. – 2065: DSW colonizes the Moon.
  38. – 2067: The Moon has its own government under the DSW. The Disney States of the Universe is born
  39. -2069: Mars colonization efforts start. Political prisoners used for the initial efforts
  40. – 2074: The First Mars Civil War starts. Is put down quickly due to orbital strikes
  41. – 2080: Mars colonization finalized. Disney Land Mars is opened.
  42. – 2083: First mission to Titan is sent out
  43. – 2086: Proposal for interstellar mission submitted.
  44. – 2088: Second Mars Civil War starts.
  45. – 2090: The Creators of South Park are discovered to be behind the rebellion on Mars. Pluto Team 6 is sent out and they are dispatched.
  46. 2091: Final resistance is quashed. Construction on Deathstar starts.
  47. – 2092: Total annexation of all remaining world governments is successful except for Switzerland.
  48. – 2094: First faster than light travel occurs. Exploration of close star systems starts.
  49. – 2097: Budding civilizations are found. Monoliths are used to «re-educate» the populations. Those planets are Annexed into the DSU.
  50. – 2100: Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited.

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